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how do you get a nice body without moving
(via jake-likes-dinos)
(via erica9709)
My only talent is breathing
I have asthma
(via margaritamitsie)
(Source: lesbians-in-wonderland, via fake-skank)
(via stress-lessbaby)
there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0
(Source: infinitive, via margaritamitsie)
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
(Source: hatijeh, via surreal-midnight)
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
(Source: mcgoofys, via youcantcontrolthisdick)
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